Klondike Kate’s Koffee House

Then, there is Klondike Kate’s Koffe House, not named for the building but for a business that John used to have up in Alaska in the old days. We used to call it the “mod” for modern since it is a frame structure that used to be towed around logging sites.

Klondike Kate’s has a queen bed and a full size futon couch that functions as a second bed to make you comfortable and a table with two chairs.

The North Fork of the Flathead: Paradise for a Late Bloomer

by Kelly Edwards

Eight or ten years ago, when I was around the fiftyish mark in my life, a small dream of mine became a reality, when complementary longings arose (no not that kind!), between me and a friend. He needed a little cash to buy a piece of his dream in Costa Rica, and I longed for an affordable foot hold anywhere near to the North Fork of the Flathead River. What resulted was my acquisition of his little cabin, which sat on an acre of land in the township of Polebridge, Montana . This is an area to which I have returned time after time over the years. Come June, as soon as I was finished teaching and loosed for the summer, I happily traipsed over thousands of miles, driving from California, or Texas, or Illinois to reach this beautiful river valley in far northwest Montana. What seemed at first remote, the end of the road, the furthest northern reach of the US border, came to feel more like the Canadian Riviera, and I was dying to get (a piece)(the peace) of it.

Then, as if on cue, when everything seemed to be falling into place nicely, a series of tanglesome and unexpected financial obstacles leapt up just as we were set to sign the deal. The financial shenanigans of the fraudulent rat bastards in charge of the institution in which I kept my own and my children’s pittance of cash savings caused the implosion of the whole investment company. Instant bankruptcy and so, zee money, she disappear! This was actually the beginning of a nationwide meltdown that I had somehow neglected to notice, but at the moment what bothered me was that it threatened to undermine my little deal. Those funds were to have been a substantial down payment for the cabin, which would have kept the mortgage payments nice and low. We held a family conference, considering pros and cons, trying to strategize and to form an alternative plan. There weren’t a whole lot of alternatives available however. No money, no cabin. But, so, yeah, in the midst of the chorus of wounded screams of real estate and financial tycoons nationwide, and with the last flickering glimmer of hope for rising real estate prices, and the promise of rapid appreciation in an agony of death throes, I floated a loan.

You know when I say dream cabin? You need to understand what I am talking about. After all, we all have dreams, and each of them is unaccountably unique. This little jewel that I acquired was by all measures, a modest one. How shall I describe it? Built about seventy years ago, by rough and self sufficient types, it had not a single true 90 degree angle. The lumber used was strong, but on the scrappy side, sort of whatever came to hand over a period of time, while funds were accumulated for the project. Passed from hand to hand through a series of owners, this somewhat impromptu structure became increasingly eccentric. At the time that I became the proud owner, it had become known as the `Bat Chalet’, for reasons that are too clear to mention, and it sported a tall, stone, irregular, and sharply tapering chimney, which gave it the look of something out of a child’s fairy tale. Attached to the chimney, inside the cabin, was a stove created from a 55 gallon barrel, outfitted with a smoke stack that swayed in a state of imperfectly jointed instability, threatening to disassemble at the slightest insult. The floors were of ancient, smoothed plywood, the ceiling of the downstairs living room presented an elegant convex curve, sort of like a Turkish pillow and fabric ceiling, only made of wood; very old wood. Inside (Thank heavens, as lots of folks up there have them outside!), was a manually powered water pump drawing from a well dug right under the kitchen floor and a real cast iron sink, and next to it a propane gas stove, greasy but fully functional on both back burners. The upstairs attic was mercifully dark, no beam of light entering to reveal the accumulated rubble of fifty years of use by creatures human and otherwise, and anyway, I didn’t have the urge (or the courage) to look very deeply. Outside, was a humble one-seat outhouse, with an awning in front which gave a little shelter in rain or snow conditions, and a crescent moon cut out of the back wall for freshness, a pretty rare commodity in that well used and tightly closed space. So as the song goes, “…no phone, no pool, no pets…” Well, there were some pets, and at night they were busy searching for anything they could find to eat, scurrying, buzzing, and flapping around, long after I was in bed, working my way towards sleep, by way of a prolonged battle between elation and horror.

Let me also clarify that when I say `township’, I’m talking about the place you pull into after a 24 mile drive on a gravel, dirt, stone road guaranteed to shred tires under six ply. The maximum posted speed limit is 35 mph. but the actual survivable velocity is more like 20 mph. (in summer dust), and 10 mph. (on winter ice). The trip up this final leg of the journey gives you plenty of time to detach from the stresses of city life and work. Actual retinal detachment is also possible. When, and if, you arrive at the Polebridge turn off, you enter into a place that feels as if someone has turned back the clock, to say, the 1900’s (except perhaps for the sound of a young rocker, practicing his licks on a drum set, in back of the stage built for the ‘Aurora Music Festival’ the annual gathering of all things alternative). This is a town that boasts one general store, The Polebridge Mercantile where an effort is made to meet all basic needs and to cater as well, to the good coffee and great fresh baked pastry maven in all of us. The Northern Lights is the saloon-cum-restaurant-cum-local -live-music venue-cum-community volleyball court where adventurers meet and eat and compare feats. The third piece of the commercial trilogy of Polebridge is the not to be missed, verging on famous, North Fork Hostel. It’s the multicultural center of the town, where you may meet anyone, from anywhere, at any time, doing anything…..and highly encouraged in this behavior (as long as it doesn’t adversely affect the environment), by the Hostel-Meister, Oliver. He hails from Germany originally, but has gone entirely native, in every sense of the word. Captivated twenty years ago by the beauty he found in and around the area and the lifestyle of relative freedom, he simply never left. Oliver created a niche for himself by becoming an indispensable assistant in and around the hostel, which was owned and run at the time by John Frederick, an earlier wanderer, stopped dead in his tracks by his love for the area, who with characteristic adventursomeness established the guest hostel, organized the force of the community on a variety of issues, and over the last 30 years in residence, has come to be known as the honorary mayor of the community. He is a wild and wily original, an indomitable, fearless, force behind the many activities in defense of wilderness protections and preservation of North Fork watershed from extractive industries (logging, mining), over development and speculative subdivision.

Year round residents are relatively few, due to the harsh winters and far remove of the North Fork area. In fact people in general are fairly few in number, and the overall demographics of this community are somewhat difficult to convey. Actually, I’d bet that they defy categorization in any collective or useful fashion, and that a statistician might just go right out of his/her mind trying to crunch any numbers based on this group of individuals. The citizens of the North Fork are variously, descendents of original homesteaders, environmental activists, painters, potters, outfitters, photographers, wealthy magnates and owners of log cabin castles complete with hot-tubs and orchid green houses, drifters, wolf biologists, snow birds from Texas and Florida, Oxford scholars taking a break from their doctoral studies, counter culture and alternative life style types, vegans, hunters, peak baggers, lotharios, musicians, and itinerant souls searching for themselves, some of whom are well off the track.

In a very short time I, like others, have come to love this place and the living river that runs through it, like nowhere else on earth. The North Fork Valley, in which Polebridge is located, extends for many miles from north of Columbia Falls, up to and across the Canadian Border. The North Fork Road, which runs the full length of the valley, roughly following the course of the river, used to give access to southwest British Columbia. It is no longer an open border crossing point, and the road at the old check point sports a six foot high bull dozer sculpted berm , a `severe penalities’ warning sign, several remote controlled cameras, and the occasional white Border Patrol pick-up with agents checking to see if some misbegotten terrorists or smugglers might try and breach the divide. Truth is that they’re far more likely to end up discovering a patch of huckleberries or with a little luck, maybe catch a glimpse of a big chocolate colored bull-moose, a pair of wolves crossing their territory, or a lone grizzly bear on the prowl. People who venture up this far are there to back pack into Glacier Park’s more remote areas, or else to `put in’ to the river in kayaks, canoes, rafts and even the occasional adventurous inner-tube rider set to spend the day floating the river, watching for wildlife, nesting eagles and kingfishers, pulling into a quiet beach for lunch or a quick nap in the sun, and arriving in the late afternoon at a `pull out’ point, ready to join friends at the Northern Lights Saloon for drinks or dinner and to share the stories of their day on the river and consider the latest community controversy.

Throughout this pristine valley where elk, and deer, and wolves, and bear, and mountain lions, are all still present, loops the magnificent North Fork of the Flathead River, finding its way southward, through the untrammeled natural beauty that surrounds it on all sides. To the east, where the sun rises, are the craggy mountains, the `crown of the continent’ which form Glacier National Park, and still shelter small patches of snow well into July. Below the peaks a dramatic skirted expanse of dark green forest. At the base of the forest a wide spreading meadowland divided with grace and whimsy by the powerfully flowing pristine river that gives life to everything around it, as its waters flow southward to meet the Middle and South Forks, joining together to form the enormous body of water which feeds the immense Flathead Lake.

The North Fork River runs along its ancient ever changing course with an equally changeable temper and mien, according to the season and the dictates of nature. In summer it runs alternately clear, deep and calm or thrashing and boiling its way through rock gardens, giddily swooping around sharp turns carved into the surrounding terrain during raging snow melt floods. In winter it is a ribbon of ice covered pewter, its power hidden, a quiet whisper, buried under a blanket of deep snow. In fall, with the water at low ebb, in the early mornings, pockets of chilly mist linger low on the water and later in the day its quiet pools reflect the brilliant gold of the tree leaves basking in the sharp sunlight of autumn. In the spring swollen, milky, glacier-melt torrents plunge and roar, pulling and shoving with such force that trees and boulders are loosed from their moorings, and rolled around haphazardly as the river rises in tumult, and breaks free of the last year’s boundaries.

It is this great River that gives life to the valley and all the creatures in it. It is the key to the existence of everything around it. It is a river that we in the community of Polebridge fight to protect from all potential sources of damage and degradation, working together to create long term protective and sustainable conditions for these waters that travel through the land we love. Seeking a permanent ban on extractive industries upstream across the Canadian border in the headwaters area, limiting the subdivision of properties and development throughout the valley and along the banks of the river, developing the means to regulate and avoid recreational overuse or abuse of the river, and creating binding zoning and growth plans. As a community up against some very strong odds, we are holding the line in defense of the North Fork of the Flathead.

I discovered this river and the great joy that it brings to all who know and love it, pretty well along in the arc of my lifetime, and what I know is that I and many others who came before me and the many that will be here long after me, will spend years of their lives working to protect and preserve this river we love.

That’s my `river story’.

activities

No matter what your activity, bring your camera and binoculars. Wildlife is plentiful here. You might see deer, moose, elk, mountain lions, wolves, eagles or bears from the hostel windows. Only wolverines have not been seen from the hostel windows yet.
Hike or backpack along Glacier’s Continental Divide or the forested trails of the Whitefish Range.
Ski Logan Pass in late June when Going-To-The-Sun Road opens. (Cross-country skis and boots may be rented at the hostel.
Bicycle up from West Glacier on the inside park road to the hostel, then explore Polebridge and the surrounding area.
Fish or swim the federally designated wild and scenic North Fork of the Flathead River or beautiful Kintla and Bowman Lakes.
Help with trail maintenance, go on a hike or attend one of the other activities sponsored by the North Fork Preservation Association.

private rooms upstairs

Upstairs we have a private room, formerly known as the family room. It combines the convenience of being inside the main lodge and having your private space. The only challenge you have to face are the very steep stairs, especially on a nightly trip to the outhouse.

This room has two full size beds, which means plenty of room for a couple or a two individuals!
$80 + tax a weeknight for two, occupancy 2-4 people (add $30 for each additional person). Add $10 a night for Friday and Saturday nights.

The outhouses

¡Outhouses!:
No plastic or hygiene products in pit please, they belong in trash. Human waste only
Keep lid closed!
And: It is OK to pee in the woods! Birds do it, bears do it, moose do it, why not you?
Also: Remember: Changing toilet paper rolls does not cause brain damage!

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Bedding and towels

Sheets and Towels are normally not provided but can are available (Ask for help) for a small charge;

Always use bedding or sleeping bags!

Pillow cases (No charge) are next to the kitchen in the Hallway;

Please return pillow cases and sheets to hamper after use. Hang towels to dry!

 

The shower

Shower hours: 7 AM  to 5 AM and 5 PM to 10 PM

(Please, respect quiet times; hot water may not be available after hours)

The shower has an electric light, you find the switch to the left of the light fixture above the sink.

Conserve water: We are in a fragile environment: Low groundwater table & flood plain, so please limit your time and water use, be respectful to those after you and use squeegee after each use.

Please prop door open with little stool so the room can air out.

 

The Green Zucchini

Another small little gem for the financially challenged is the “Green Zucchini” also called pickle by some. A homemade trailer from the ’50s that barely survived the ’95 flood. Because it has drafty windows and no heat it is only available during July and August. The bed just barely big enough for two has been my home for many summers during my early time but it still enamors special visitors.

bed in the green zucchini

inside the green zucchini

The kitchen

Kitchen hours: 7 AM to 10 PM (Please, respect quiet times)

Clean up after yourself and be respectful to others;

There are 2 guest refrigerators for your use in the kitchen, please mark and date all your food and let us know if you leave foodstuff behind, so it does not go bad.

Please wash all your dishes and wipe counter and stove tops after use; Use blue tubs to do dishes in, fill the rinse tub first so hot water can reach the kitchen, then fill the wash tub (staff will fill the sanitizer tub), it helps to conserve water and energy, Thanks!

How to use propane lights properly

How to light propane lamps: Please familiarize yourself with them first and ask for assistance if in doubt: First light match (make sure you have a solid and big flame) hold it to the mantle (make sure only the flame, not the match is touching the mantle) and turn gas on (lever/ knob on side of lamp) For your safety, do not turn gas on first and do not blow light out!

check in, check out

Check in between 5:30 PM and 9 PM

Make prior arrangements if you need a late check-in!

Check out before 10 AM

Please, leave room or cabin as you found it. Return pillowcases, etc. to hamper.

Electricity: We get our power from the sun but our system is fairly small. We encourage you to use the electric lights (especially until you get used to the  propane lights) and prefer it in the wash and shower room. Please, always turn all lights OFF after use. Charging power for your devices only works during the power hour. (check with Oliver, usually between 7 & 8 PM)
Shower hours: 7 AM to 10 AM and 5 PM to 10 PM (Hot water not always available)  The shower has electric light, you find the switch to the left of the light fixtures above the sink.  Please conserve water: We are in a fragile environment: Low groundwater table & flood plains. So, limit your time and water use, be respectful to those after you and use squeegee after each use; Please keep shower door propped open so air can circulate. Shower for hostel guests only.
Kitchen hours: 7 AM to 10 AM and 5 PM to 10 PM (Please, respect quiet times) Always clean up after yourself and be respectful to others; There is a guest refrigerator for your use. Please mark and date all your food. If you leave foodstuff behind date and mark “free” so it can be safely shared with other guests. Wash all your dishes, wipe counter and stove top immediately after use! Use blue tubs. Wash, Rinse, Sanitize. Help conserve water and energy!
Please recycle: Aluminum cans in blue recycle bin. Glass bottles in card board box, there is no glass recycling but it makes life easier as we have to haul all garbage to Columbia Falls; Egg shells (they compost better if burned) and paper in paper bag. Because this is bear country please no cooked or processed FOOD scraps in compost pail – only coffee, tea and raw, uncooked matters (in doubt throw in trash or ask Oliver).
How to light propane lamps: Please familiarize yourself with them first and ask for assistance if in doubt: First light match (make sure you have a solid and big flame) hold it to the mantle (make sure only the flame, not the match, is touching the mantle) and turn gas on (lever/ knob on side of lamp) For your safety, do not turn gas on first and do not blow out! Oliver loves to show you how to light the lamps safely!
Sheets and Towels are normally not provided but are available (Ask for help) for a fee! Always use bedding or sleeping bags! Pillow cases (No charge) are next to the kitchen in the Hallway; Please return pillow cases and sheets to hamper after use. Hang towels to dry.
Toilets are Outhouses! You find them in backyard, there is also a urinal! Only toilet paper and human waste goes down the hole! Absolutely no plastic or hygiene products in pit please, they belong in the trash! Keep lid closed to keep smell down and remember: Changing toilet paper rolls does not cause brain damage!